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    Forex jokes

    Some jokes concerning markets and money for relaxation after hard trading day)
    once upon a time.....

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    Re: Forex jokes

    If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. :laugh1:
    once upon a time.....

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    Re: Forex jokes

    we are trading all time in full day and gain many dollars but when we close trading in night we have only one cent hahaha

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    Re: Forex jokes

    Funny!!!
    "In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity."

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    Re: Forex jokes

    This is mine: :i-m_so_happy:

    When one elliotist predicts what will happend A then happend B. :grin:

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    Re: Forex jokes

    One money manager say to one customer:

    -We bought for you some CALLS and then we bought for you some PUTS.

    The customer ask:

    -And wich is the status of my account?

    The manager answer:

    Your account is KAPUT!!! :declare:

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    Re: Forex jokes

    The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

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    The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

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    The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

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    An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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    - Dad, would you like to save some money?
    - I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
    - Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

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    Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:

    Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?

    Manager: Of course you can.

    Lady: What is your average income?

    Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.

    Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.

    Manager: Im sorry, i thought daily.

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    Hello. I know one good joke about traders. A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:

    Waiter: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
    Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces

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